LOL I gave birth to one of those. He could stall bedtime 45 minutes, making sure God blessed everyone he knew and every animal on earth. He’s 25 now and, thank goodness, much less wordy.
Most of the time they aren’t really praying to God, but attempting to pastor the sinners listening to the prayer – at least those that are still awake.
You know the type, Dear God…please help “us” to remember…yada, yada, yada…
It doesn’t matter what they say after that – and when they say “us,” they really mean the rest of the losers listening to this prayer.
November 18, 2008 at 11:21 am
So sad. Been there, been that.
November 18, 2008 at 11:57 am
LOL I gave birth to one of those. He could stall bedtime 45 minutes, making sure God blessed everyone he knew and every animal on earth. He’s 25 now and, thank goodness, much less wordy.
November 18, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I call these guys “Prayer Pastors.”
Most of the time they aren’t really praying to God, but attempting to pastor the sinners listening to the prayer – at least those that are still awake.
You know the type, Dear God…please help “us” to remember…yada, yada, yada…
It doesn’t matter what they say after that – and when they say “us,” they really mean the rest of the losers listening to this prayer.
November 18, 2008 at 3:36 pm
There’s a time limit on how long I’ll hold someone’s sweaty hand during prayer. Is that bad…????